North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

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Wrong there my dude


So true


You changed the names on an old Polish joke. Not even vaguely original. Thumbs down!


george, almost all of these jokes are unoriginal so chill