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North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

Comments (16)

Wrong there my dude

You changed the names on an old Polish joke. Not even vaguely original. Thumbs down!

george, almost all of these jokes are unoriginal so chill

Some type of shit trump (Lowercase because he doesn't deserve his name to be uppercase) would say too.

Venus is also to hot to land on

Epic fail attempt at humor. Even your liberal friends are cringing.

The punch line was so frickin' funny!

Makes since to me. Must be white Trumpers their always upset.

And a lot of these jokes are old on this whole thing.

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FUCKING GENIUS!!!

like the soviets, the americans will do anything just to make themselves stand out. especially watch out for the drunk, bald white grown men. they have the ability to do even stupider things...

Well if anyone can land on the Sun Trump could make it happen! Everyone said it couldn't be done, but I did it. We built the best rocket in the history of the world. It was Yuuuge! A big beautiful rocket, gold plated with Trump written all over it. It could have went way past the sun, but I made them stop at the sun. People said Trump it was the best sun landing ever. I didnt say it, but everyone else did. They said Trump your sun landings are the greatest. No one can walk on the sun like you

Trump, in the swimming pool in his Santa Barbara resort, stopped NASA from sending the rocket blast off. He said "it's not night time yet! it's only 7pm !"