My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
Guinness Record Penis
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Explanation
The joke uses the double meaning of "being in the book" to create a humorous and slightly vulgar scenario. The penis is literally placed inside the book, and the librarian is telling him to remove it in a library.
James
dope
Gorgron
I told her I already had
Anonymous
lol
Hannah
Oh word
mutha fucka
fucking awesome(pun intended)
wonderdragon
HOW BIG WAS YOUR PENIS!!??
wonderdragon 🐲🐉
TAKE YOUR PENIS OFF!!??😄🤣😂😅😆😹😸😺
to wonderdragon
lol u dont get it XD
shane
funny
RipOffThatBikiniYouSlut
📖 🍆 💥 😫
hi
I'm a tiktoker It called zzacheryzombie
28 yo beta alpha transatlantic male
Stupid communist librarian
Anonymous
if only it was in me
Slender
Lol