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What is a dry swimmer?

Not in the water...

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

Hi. I am Joe.

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.