Jo Mama jokes jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.