Jo Mama jokes jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!