Jo Mama jokes jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.