Jo Mama jokes jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."