Jo Mama jokes jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."