Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
