Jo Mama jokes jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.