
Jo Mama jokes jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
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What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
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Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.