Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."