Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked "It's dark in here isn't?" and the other one says "I don't know I can't see.
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore
Turns out it was just a phase.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!Lol
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can i have some milk?" He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: "No your dad still isn't back with it."
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
what do you call a nacho that isn't yours? nacho cheese
rape isn't funny unless she's laughing too
Why isn’t the word orphan spelled with a f instead of ph because that f stands for family and the word orphan doesn’t have a family
if I don't find a reason to live soon my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
