ISN jokes

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"