The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!!!!
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter he isn't coming to you.
Son - Dad I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class Dad - Son that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Isn't gwen the most thoughtful person?
A mom gave her son "the talk". her son replies "wait so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
