ISN jokes

Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

what is the fastest country? iran.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.