iPhone 14 jokes
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.