I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
