Interracial abortion jokes

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.

What is black and white and red all over?

An interracial abortion.

What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....