Internet user jokes

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.