Internet resource jokes

Duck

Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier

Computer

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

  • 4

    • Stalking

    I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

    I saw it through my telescope last night.

  • 2

    • Clothing

    I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

    Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

    Google

    I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

  • 2

    • Community

    Fletcher? (sorry guys for that one rudeish post kinda on edge rn) Man on the moon ai; https://beta.character.ai/chat2?char=k7t0or7XgqmA1B-fCw9O2XyN5uFzU_yeZfGcqL9Mvhc

    Community