Imagine Dragons jokes
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Eat my butt.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.