Imagine Dragons

Imagine Dragons jokes

Nut

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

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  • Nut

    Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

    Nut

    Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

    Friends: No, what is it?

    Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

    Nut

    Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

    Memes

    Dragon

    Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?

    Because they're believers.

    Nut

    What's the artist imagine something?

    Imagine Dragons!

    Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

    Ball

    Do you like Imagine Dragons?

    Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

    School shooting

    One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

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  • Song

    Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

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  • Disabled

    What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

    "They see me rolling, they hatin'."

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