I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.