Identical Twin jokes

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.