Identical Twin jokes

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.