Hus jokes
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 馃サ
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: 鈽狅笍
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He鈥檚 been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
I hate my wife.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."