Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your flesh was delectable & so was the rest of you.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
What do u call a shocked Chinese man? Hu le fuk!!
My dad died in the 9/11 I'll always remember his last words
Allah hu akbar
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
