Hus jokes
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 馃サ
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: 鈽狅笍
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?