Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
