Hus jokes

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.

Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.