Hurdles jokes

How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?

He ducks when he gets to them.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

I used to have a fear of hurdles.

But I got over it.

Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?

The pacer test.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.