Hurdles jokes

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

I used to have a fear of hurdles.

But I got over it.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.