Hurdles jokes

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

I used to have a fear of hurdles.

But I got over it.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?

He ducks when he gets to them.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.