How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
How do you say fish without the eye
Fsh
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Why do orphans not know how to play base ball
because they don't know where home is
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
