Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Howe Jokes
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
