Hove jokes

A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."

The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Why does my brother have no mom?

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

Can I get a HOYA?

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.