Hove jokes
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”