Hot Seat jokes

My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Who is the best at musical chairs?

The kid in the wheelchair.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

Who's the best at musical chairs?

Stephen Hawking.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.