Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
