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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.