Hole y jokes
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.