Hole y jokes
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.