What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
