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What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

It's none of your business!

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

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    • Why did the little boy cry?

    He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.

    So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.

    One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"

    He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"

    😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

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