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What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
His face.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
