Heterosexual sodomy jokes

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?

If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.