Hes jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."