What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.