Me: September is here!
[labor day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day) “Wake me up when September ends!
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash
The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
Hi I'm new here
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here..imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum cause you’re schizophrenic.(This is my joke, I came up with it myself, anybody else who has said it said it after me, it’s important to me lol because I came up with it)
Imagine there’s a funny joke here..imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum cause you’re schizophrenic.
*someone on here said it previously* My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
