Haven

Haven Jokes

Killer

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

Home

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

Wife

JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.

Woman

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.