Secluded jokes

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.