The 90+ Best Haven Jokes

My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005

I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

jfk wife trying to grab his head be like him in haven why did i marrei her welp time for a devorsin

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.

Have you seen the new movie Constipation? You haven't? That's because it hasn't come out yet.

I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. -- I didn't want to interrupt her.

Me: have you ever tried african food

You: no

Me: they haven't either

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady she asked which kid is mine and I responded I haven't decided yet

An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”

Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?

A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned

Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."

A America bully goes up to a English kid and says "your ugly" and the English kid says "well wanna know why you can't play Jenga?" "Why" says the bully "beacuse you haven't got a tower.