One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Haven Jokes
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.