One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
