Harness jokes

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your outfit. Har har!

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.