Harness jokes

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your outfit. Har har!

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.