Harness jokes

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your outfit. Har har!

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂