Harness jokes

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your outfit. Har har!

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"