
Hangin jokes
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
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