Handwear jokes

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

A pair of gloves!

Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.