Handsomeness

Handsomeness Jokes

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,"I want to be more handsome than the first guy.", God granted his wish. "The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish

what does B**** mean son asked father father said it mean your handsome son said ok your a B**** father of course not im not a B****

There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet

Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with to people is called a twosome then I know why people call you handsome

Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.

three people having sex is a threesome two people is a twosome so next time someone calls you handsome don't take it as a compliment

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him its you goodlooking guys so sad you cant read this since you're blind, oh geez i just find this website and i want to make people laugh, to bad they cant see the joke