Handicap sign jokes

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

Why are handicap signs blue?

Because they're all Crips.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"