Hairpiece jokes

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.