Hairpiece jokes

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

Q. What makes music on your hair?

A. A headband!

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.