I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Friend: Want to play fall guys?
Friend 2: Yup
Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
