Gurt jokes

Go commit neck rope.

Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A. A seatbelt.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."