Guh jokes

Tongue

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"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."

The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/

Nut

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I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 馃 馃敥 馃尠

Depression

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?