Guantanamo jokes

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.