Guantanamo jokes

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.