Great Wall Of China

Great Wall Of China jokes

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!