Good Book jokes

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out.