Genetics memes

Face

1 year ago

Two images side-by-side. The left image is labeled "Superior Aero-Chad" and shows a man with a recessed chin and neck. The right image is labeled "Genetic Failure" and shows a man with a more defined jawline. Red and green lines and arrows are drawn on top of the images to indicate face shape.

Scientist

1 year ago

Stonks

The image contains two parts. The first part is a screenshot of an article with a title "Genetically Engineered Catgirls are Possible, Scientists say, 'but we lack funding.'" and an anime picture of a catgirl. The second part is a picture of a man with a big nose, wearing a black suit and a black hat, saying "Good day, gentlemen. I am here to change the future."

Family

1 year ago

The image shows an artistic painting. The text on the image says: "How it feels to inherit the family alcoholism." There is a wooden statue on the left, and in the center is a man with a long white beard and a white robe. On the lower part of the painting there is a man lying down with his hand raised.

Study

1 year ago

A hand presses two buttons on a beverage dispenser. The left option has a text that says: "Publishing numerous studies on the benefits of genetic diversity". The right option says: "Having ten children with your cousin". Under the hand, the text says: "Charles Darwin".

Class

2 years ago

lol

A young man with a grey hoodie and a backpack is sitting outside. The text on top reads: "Don't worry I got this." The text below him says: "I just got out of Genetics Class". The man is smiling.

Project

2 years ago

The image shows a text that reads: "Me: starts my project the night before it's due. The end result: How cloning Nelson Mandela could bring back Bionicles." Below the text, there is an image of Nelson Mandela and a Bionicle figure.

Bird

2 years ago

A cartoon shows Big Bird, holding a camera, taking pictures of an ostrich in an enclosure. Below the image, text reads: "Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority." There is a sign in the ostrich enclosure that reads: "THE TALLEST BIRD IN THE WORLD".

Jokes

Redneck

6 years ago

What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?

The Inbredibles.

Inbreeding

1 year ago

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Chinese people

7 years ago

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."

Genetics jokes