Gary Glitter jokes

Kelly Clarkson

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

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  • Exam

    There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

    Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

    Pacman

    The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

    Condom

    Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

    Brojob

    How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

    The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

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  • Ginger

    What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

    Ginger! You racist fuc-

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