Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
Why are orphans so bad at poker? they don’t know what a full house is!
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
