Funtime Freddy jokes

Frog

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

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  • Frog

    What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

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  • Meat

    Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

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  • Free Willy

    Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

    He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Community

    Hey, hey, hey, little cupcakes! Let's learn how to count with your best friend Funtime Freddy! Are you ready? Count with me! One, two, three, four, five! Hahahahahahahaha! Wow! You're a natural! Now, let's count backwards! Ready-eady-dy-dy? Five, four, three, two... ONE.