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Counting with Funtime Freddy

Hey, hey, hey, little cupcakes! Let's learn how to count with your best friend Funtime Freddy! Are you ready? Count with me! One, two, three, four, five! Hahahahahahahaha! Wow! You're a natural! Now, let's count backwards! Ready-eady-dy-dy? Five, four, three, two... ONE.

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Hey, Bon-Bon! I t-think I see the birthday girl over there! We should go give her a SURPRISE!

Hmmm... nope, no one is here, Freddy! Go back to the stage!

But Bon-Bon, I swear I heard a noise around here!

Freddy, just shut up and go to sleep, okay?

Look, Bon-Bon! I see movement over there in the dark!

So, I heard something about cupcakes... you got some?

I told you, Bon-Bon! As for you big man, yes, I do happen to have cupcakes... just step inside my stomach hatch!

YOOOO MINORS! Hell yeah man! Alright, I'm climbing in the hatch- hey.. there's no cupcakes in here! THE DOOR WON'T BUDGE!

My friend, we are going to Count The Ways of how you will die

After all, you always said how you wanted to die

Everytime the Eagles lost, and I mean EVERY TIME

Listen man, it was all for jokes, it was all exaggeration! I love mah life! You feel me?

Ahahahaha! Don't joke with me EDP! You came this far underground only to end it.

Now I have some methods of execution for you, but most of them will cause a long and painful death due to you being a fat fuck.

Man that hurts more than anything you could offer

Hehehehe. I'm glad it did. But I don't care if it hurts or not. I just want you to die!

Now I have noticed some things you said about Howie Roseman.

Well, you've detailed many painful and agonizing deaths for him... so let's count the ways

I'll make you die in a plane crash, I'll make you die in a car accident, I'll make you die in your sleep

Don't underestimate me! I can do it, it'll just take a while

I can jump off a cliff to off you... but you might survive and be paralyzed for the rest of your days, and I won't be able to end your misery as I will be destroyed as well...

Don't do that man... DON'T DO ANY OF THESE THINGS! I WANNA GO NI GGA PLEASE!

I can chop you head off... it might be hard to kill yo tho since you have no neck

Or you can... drown in a river of your own cum? No, that's disgusting, scratch that entirely.

Listen my build-a-bear chuck e cheese whatever the fuck ni gga

I was planning on letting you out if you convinced me, but now you have no chance!

DON'T DO THIS MAN I'M NOT ACTAULLY A PEDO TYOUTUBE JUST SAID I AM - ACK!

Yooo funtime freddy vs edp what'd i miss

EnterDatPrison445 is dead and in hell that's a good thing tho

*sigh* Of course this f ag edp is a roleplayer. What can you expect from a pedo right?

Nah I'd rather not make an acc this place freaky

hold up im geting a man vibe your a dood

i honestly cant belive pedophile edp is actually here tho im ganna call 911

you said nah and i have 7 brothers who say thet

Cuz you talk like an average darkie/zoomer male lmaoaoaoao

Yeah only men say nah

true hey i ship you and the stigg

Females literally are incapable of saying the word nah without rearranging their vocal cords

It's scientifically impossible

Oh yeah I would date that cutie... IF HE EVER GOT ONLINE

LMAO killer of women listen

I think I am the only women you should never kill

me to if you try to kill me i will use my swichblade on you

Well because I'm a dommy mommy and I'd break your neck if you ever tried to lay hands on me

DAMN shaylie is feisty lmao

i have been throu alot of martial arts

Yeah yeah whatever

Cope and seethe

if you had the money to buy one but i dont count on it

You'll get fired, arrested, and nobody will ever rehire you.

And I'll survive because you just told me your plan.

Checkmate sweety <3

wait you do know if you tell a minor this shit you can be traced douwn and put in jail

I'm not a minor though

1m 13 1/2 and her dont know but im gettin 17 19 vibes

And I'm not gonna do that since he's obviously bluffing

Keep it up and we can make this the most commented post

killer of women always devises outlandish ways to kill women

hes just edgy

i know i was just tryna scare him or her

or gay that would exsplain the tittle

Take your meds lmao

my dads a cop and my step mom is in the air fofce