Counting with Funtime Freddy

Hey, hey, hey, little cupcakes! Let's learn how to count with your best friend Funtime Freddy! Are you ready? Count with me! One, two, three, four, five! Hahahahahahahaha! Wow! You're a natural! Now, let's count backwards! Ready-eady-dy-dy? Five, four, three, two... ONE.

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Hey, Bon-Bon! I t-think I see the birthday girl over there! We should go give her a SURPRISE!

Hmmm... nope, no one is here, Freddy! Go back to the stage!

But Bon-Bon, I swear I heard a noise around here!

Freddy, just shut up and go to sleep, okay?

Look, Bon-Bon! I see movement over there in the dark!

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me to if you try to kill me i will use my swichblade on you

Well because I'm a dommy mommy and I'd break your neck if you ever tried to lay hands on me

DAMN shaylie is feisty lmao

i have been throu alot of martial arts

Yeah yeah whatever

Cope and seethe

if you had the money to buy one but i dont count on it

You'll get fired, arrested, and nobody will ever rehire you.

And I'll survive because you just told me your plan.

Checkmate sweety <3

wait you do know if you tell a minor this shit you can be traced douwn and put in jail

I'm not a minor though

1m 13 1/2 and her dont know but im gettin 17 19 vibes

And I'm not gonna do that since he's obviously bluffing

Keep it up and we can make this the most commented post

killer of women always devises outlandish ways to kill women

hes just edgy

i know i was just tryna scare him or her

or gay that would exsplain the tittle

Take your meds lmao

my dads a cop and my step mom is in the air fofce